No Black Belt for Me

"Not really a ninja.
I learned last night when
My foot kicked the door. Ouch!"

~H 8-26-08

C Ratchet in Action

So it's not a haiku, but here is a rare clip of C Ratchet in freestyle mode. Enjoy!

Back with a Vengeance

"Wishing for Treo
Keyboard sticks on Moto Q
Effs up my haiku"
~McSlicka, 7-1-08

"Janet has a dream
To work on a Haiku team
Or so it would seem"
~Mr. Brad, 7-2-08

"Wish I could Haiku
But my rhymes are all so lame
Who am I to blame?"
~LaTonya, 7-2-08

"Gravy is tasty.
It's fourth of July time and
I want some gravy."
~H, 7-2-08

Ode to Melanie's Foot

"A drunk ass with a
pint glass makes for a crazy
Saturday night. Oops. Crash. Ouch!"

~ H 5-13-08

Follow Up

"I don’t love porn-o
But at age 12 I tried to
Watch scrambled showtime."

~ C. Ratchet

Another Gem from C. Ratchet

"I am a ninja.
Are you one too? I love beer
And pornography."

~C. Ratchet 4-22-08

A Tumbleweed in NJ?

"The NJ Office
Silent. Brooding. Lonely. Bare.
Brad struck by a tumbleweed."

~ LaJanet 4-25-08

Everyone's Doing It!

Check out this haiku Brad wrote while visiting the NC office this week:

"Ninja account guy
Fear no prc review
he show off large deck"

~ Brad 4-24-08

To Madonna: A Haiku

"Material girl in a material world
Like a virgin you feel your heartbeat
Vogue Vogue Vogue"

~Ashely 4-23-08

Chenoah's First Entry!

"Flock of seagulls sits
Behind ninja and waits still
Watch out for bird poop"

~Chenoah 4-22-08

All Day Meeting

"Long meetings are hard.
My mind wanders and this chair
hurts my back a lot."

~H 4-22-08

Ninja Haiku

"Winter turns to spring.
The ninja hides behind new leaves.
You cannot see him."

~H 4-16-08

Jen Strikes Back (x2)

"the ninja knows nothing
about writing a haiku
he steps back, camels laugh"

"paranoia strikes
photoshop skills become weak
the birds begin to chatter"

~Jen 4-16-08

Chris vs. Jen

"Jen art directs with
Brains and guts. Chris art directs
With deez nuts."

~C. Ratchet 3-28-08
(still awaiting response from Jen)